03.17.08
Does it make sense to anyone?
I honestly believe that many Muslims don’t know what they mean when they express their beliefs, and they use words they don’t even understand in order to convey their beliefs. They make exaggerated claims that they don’t experience themselves, but simply use to develop interest in Islam and gain a following. The worst form of nonsense I’ve ever come across is given below. I changed the name of the group from which I got this passage.
Try to make sense of it, without crossing your eyes.
Allah is glorious, illustrious, verconspicuous and have splendid appearance.
Corpulence for you. Jack & Jill, Lad & Lass, Juvenile to Old.
GroupX is a group of yahoo groups. GroupX is a streak of dawn, A kind of cypress, Jupiter for sad persons, Fountain bead of Islamic thoughts, Perpetually ever green & Free mess. GroupX is a group of stars spangled in the darkness & galaxy of thoughts, Dawn in the
dusk. We brings u a everlasting, perpetual ideology. We have strawberry material and show adorn elegant grp. If you are chilled, lifeless so GroupX penetration and seeping in your heart and gallop. Its a nebular of happiness. Its a sign of canopy and brotherhood. Its a parched
barley meal for thirsty persons.
GroupX protects u in celestial calamities. Its a zenith, Jaggery, Iridescent, Cachet in all groups. When u bushed its intoxicate and bubble your mind.
Off course u r Blue-eyed boy, Bobbysocer, Bosun, Cadre & have a praise worth and APEX loud able qualities and u become a main pillar of this galaxy. If u r convincing and vrdescriptive writer, Islamic poet, perspicacious and have skills in versification so the GroupX is a Best
station for express , chalk up, stimulate u r ideas and for helping and invigorate the tyrannize oppress.
We give u a detective job please trace out, search out and agitate the hidden, arcane, mysterious parts in Islam {specially}, and all other areas.
If u r Jingo sends us u r aggressive patriotism anthems, asto physics, calypso on current affairs, Vrcanticle Islamic poetry, and Charismatic articles also.
If u have brain child don’t eagey and express to us. Don’t buek us yours severe criticisms is appreciated. We extend warm Welcome & receive cordially. Our intoxicate, exultation, mirth & merriment only ipso facto of your manifestation.
Don’t become seeptical shaky, fickle, and capricious. Destroy the obstructions stumbling block. Accomplish your duty. Your capitulation is our illness and illness become lifeless.
Its our felicity, auspiciousness if u too become our part of group.
Remember we don’t want milling crowd but with Quality. Your endeavors are not going in strive pls show up your apotheosis, which is arguable too.
Our salutations, Compliments, Benedictions for all and specially, distinguish for you.
Our group “GroupX” Burge on grows rapidly and flourishes. We bring its on top of the house.
Brace us; we keep going at till apocalypse.
We also invoke for you Thanks a lot for reading
Skinnybumblebee said,
March 17, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Lol, what?
Haider said,
March 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
My thoughts exactly..
I laughed for 3 consecutive days after reading this, but then I realised it was very sad.
I was gonna actually offer to write the group introduction for them, but then I realised that I have to take over the group if it’s over gonna make sense!
I hope they get to enjoy their “strawberry material” and I really don’t need to “become a main pillar of this galaxy.”
elzoot said,
March 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm
cheezus slice man, sounds like something on german porn channel
Haider said,
March 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
LOL!
I personally think it was inspired by alphabet soup, but there are many, many theories regarding its origin
Ralf Wilmes said,
March 17, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Haider, I confess: I gave up after 5 phrases. Let them have their apocalypse but leave me out of it!
Cheers
Ralf
Zahraa said,
March 18, 2008 at 12:14 am
Yeah it get’s on my nerves when people who arent very strong in a cetain language try to be deep and use “meaningful” words and end up writing gibberish.. it’s really frustrating.
For instance i get emails from this group that sends hadiths and sometimes the person takes it upon themselves to translate the hadiths and inshallah he’s rewarded for it and all but i honestly get sooooooooo angry reading it cos it literally makes absolutley no sense – cos the english is so awful! i’ll b sure to post one here one day so u can see for yourselves
Haider said,
March 18, 2008 at 8:40 am
Ralf: You missed out on all the fun!
Zahraa: What’s also frustrating is when the hadith is a short sentence in Arabic, but ends up being a fat paragraph in English!
I usually re-translate Koranic verses and hadiths whenever I use them.
mohammad alkazemi said,
March 18, 2008 at 10:05 am
Salam
Well like dear Ralf here I gave up after reading the first few sentences. Imam Ali AS once said ” Eloquence is to convey your thoughts in the least amount of words” and to use terms that and i quote ” لا تمجه اللأذان ولا يتعب فهمه الأفهام” which translates into ” Ears do not disregard it and it does not tire the mind to understand it” or in other words “the best of speech is brief and to the point”. These days we notice people trying really hard to add too much seasonings which ends up spoiling the taste.
Haider said,
March 18, 2008 at 10:39 am
Salaam Mohammad, thanks for the eloquent quotes..
Computerchi said,
March 23, 2008 at 10:31 am
Why are you quoting nonsense. You could just add a link for those interested or have a brief one or two quotes. I come here to enrich my mind. Now I feel dumber.
Haider said,
March 23, 2008 at 10:44 am
Dear Computerchi, I’m sorry that I made you feel dumber. I should have added a warning not to stare directly at the gibberish to avoid destroying your brain cells.
I visited the group a few years ago, and copied what I posted above onto my computer. I don’t know if the group still exists. Besides, I want to avoid them the embarrassment of having people visit their page to have a laugh.
Although this is an extreme case of gibberishness, you’d be surprised how many Islamic books contain such gibberish, but it goes completely unnoticed. I’ll be writing a lot more about how many Muslim writers don’t make much sense.